Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Life's lessons

Never pass up the chance to pee, especially before a long journey or a committee meeting. (italics mine)
- I believe this was first uttered by a famous politician.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon, from his hit song "Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)".

The first taste of a freshly made hot cup of tea should be a sip, not a gulp.
- Me