Tuesday, February 03, 2015

A Father's Manual

Every teenage girl should read her father's manual about dating.  It's a very short manual: in fact, it contains only one entry.

"If he hurts you, I'll hurt him"

There's a companion manual for male members of society who would try and date a teenage girl.  This manual has a few more entries, but the first one is the same:

"If you hurt her, I'll hurt you"

Other "guidelines" include:

- You shall not be more than twelve months older than my daughter.

- I will cut off any part of you that touches her, e.g. fingers, hands, lips, shoulder, etc

- You have the right to complain about these guidelines.  In writing.  In triplicate.  To be delivered to me in person.

- No, I don't like you.

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