Every teenage girl should read her father's manual about dating. It's a very short manual: in fact, it contains only one entry.
"If he hurts you, I'll hurt him"
There's a companion manual for male members of society who would try and date a teenage girl. This manual has a few more entries, but the first one is the same:
"If you hurt her, I'll hurt you"
Other "guidelines" include:
- You shall not be more than twelve months older than my daughter.
- I will cut off any part of you that touches her, e.g. fingers, hands, lips, shoulder, etc
- You have the right to complain about these guidelines. In writing. In triplicate. To be delivered to me in person.
- No, I don't like you.
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